You don't argue with a crazy man



Or so says the self-described crazy man. Who quite possibly has the heaviest clothing on the planet.
Do you think charges were ultimately filed? If yes, who do you think was charged?
Note that when John states that he was "69'ed" from the laundromat (see Urban Dictionary), he likely meant to say that he was "86'ed" (trespassed). Or maybe he didn't?
What happens at the laundromat...